And I didn't even get to loot.

[19:04] BoGgLe JoBbEr: since i know you'd just love to be in on it
[19:04] BoGgLe JoBbEr: me, mark, bronson and, i think, stephen, are trying to start up a DnD game :D
[19:05] spunkobob: oh lord
[19:05] spunkobob: I call gnome monk
[19:05] BoGgLe JoBbEr: sure
[19:05] BoGgLe JoBbEr: see
[19:05] spunkobob: ... just getting it out there
[19:05] BoGgLe JoBbEr: 'cuz this is the original problem.
[19:05] BoGgLe JoBbEr: bronson wants to be human
[19:05] BoGgLe JoBbEr: i'm a human cleric
[19:05] BoGgLe JoBbEr: and mark is going to be a human something
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: and the last room we were in had a door etched in blood, written in elvish
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: err
[19:06] spunkobob: wtf
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: elvish script written in blood was on the door
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: yeah
[19:06] spunkobob: where are you getting this crap
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: and since no one could read elvish, we kinda spent two hours
[19:06] spunkobob: lol
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: trying to find the door
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: bronson "knew" there was a door
[19:06] spunkobob: seriously?
[19:06] BoGgLe JoBbEr: but we couldn't find the opening
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: no, not seriously, but this is what conspired over the course of the story
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: so, we were all fumbling around the room, looking for stuff
[19:07] spunkobob: oh
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: door opens
[19:07] spunkobob: well yeah
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: "OMFG WTF MAYTE"
[19:07] spunkobob: I never EVER play as a human
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: nomadic elf pops out
[19:07] spunkobob: either gnome or half elf
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: of course, what happens
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: it attacks me after attacking mark
[19:07] BoGgLe JoBbEr: only after i attempt to charm it
[19:08] BoGgLe JoBbEr: because my charisma is just ungodly
[19:08] BoGgLe JoBbEr: failed attempt
[19:08] BoGgLe JoBbEr: i do a saving roll that also fails
[19:08] spunkobob: and a failed charm causes massive agro
[19:08] BoGgLe JoBbEr: and i lose my two-handed broadsword to the elf
[19:08] BoGgLe JoBbEr: so, the elf now has surprise on its side in attacking bronson
[19:08] BoGgLe JoBbEr: but, as we noted, the elf already had a dagger
[19:09] BoGgLe JoBbEr: so, not only do i have to fight hand-to-hand with an elf
[19:09] BoGgLe JoBbEr: but the elf is trying to dual wield a dagger and a two-handed broadsword
[19:09] BoGgLe JoBbEr: which looked hilarious
[19:09] BoGgLe JoBbEr: 'cuz on the one hand, it can go stabbitystabstab
[19:09] BoGgLe JoBbEr: but his movement and range are restricted because he's dragging a huge broadsword around
[19:09] BoGgLe JoBbEr: it's like
[19:10] BoGgLe JoBbEr: "Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss"
[19:10] BoGgLe JoBbEr: hit for 1 damage
[19:10] BoGgLe JoBbEr: Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss
[19:13] spunkobob: wow
[19:14] spunkobob: you went a little too in depth right there
[19:14] BoGgLe JoBbEr: just illustrating fer ya.